Saturday, March 14, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

WHAT IS GOING ON.

i drew this...




after watching this...


coincidence?

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Goodwill and White Teeth


Gloverall Duffel Coat

New: 300-400 bones
Goodwill special: 10 bucks (8 bucks after they gave me a 20% off entire purchase coupon for having to wait 10 minutes while they fixed their registers.


Tooth Whiteners: Mouthful of jizz. I think Crest/Rembrandt/Aquafresh purposefully tried to recreate what I imagine this being like. Their products assure me that this is absolutely not something I want to have any part of, and I was pretty sure beforehand.

Friday, January 23, 2009

I guess I'll try my hand at being an Aryan...

I got a haircut today. The stylist was talking about how she'd just seen Valkyrie. She went on about how crazy it was that everyone followed Hitler so easily. She was on the topic of Hitler for about 5 minutes (which is an odd conversation at a Regis salon in a suburban mall) and somehow made me look very hitler-youth-esque.

Gotta start somewhere...